What you probably already know about beans.

I wrote for NANOWRIMO for several hours today, and my writing abilities were exhausted. So, I tweeted, asking for a topic to blog about.

The response was obvious; I should have seen it coming. Here are several common knowledge fun facts about beans:

1.      A bean is a large plant seed

2.      Beans are a summer crop and require warm temperatures to grow

3.      There are 40,000 different bean genes out there

4.      Some raw beans contain toxins

5.      India produces the most tonnes of beans

6.      My favorite beans are coffee beans and edamame

7.      I’m not lazy; I’m just tired

Source: Wikepedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bean  

Bean out. DFTBeanA

America the beautiful and burning outhouses.

Happy 4^th of July!

Independence Day is a day to appreciate your country, a day to eat lots of foods, a day of fireworks, a day of… burning outhouses?

Wait. What?

So, I was celebrating the fourth with some friends in Rockport, near Gloucester. What is Rockport’s Fourth of July tradition?

They pile wood 25 feet high and perch an outhouse and a bra on top of it.

Then they light it on fire.

My friends Mango and Pickle fought their way through a crowd of hundreds with me to get to the front.

Have you ever opened an oven at 450 degrees and felt the heat on your face. Close your eyes and imagine that feeling- all over your body.

As the outhouse tumbled from the top of the wood pile and shot a huge fireball towards to water, I felt the ecstasy as I shouted “YEAH,” and the surrounding fraternity boys exuding Budweiser fumes shouted “USA” “USA.”

America the beautiful. All it takes to inspire patriotism is a burning pillar of crap.

Bean out.